[泰坦尼克号主题曲原唱]泰坦尼克号主题曲

【www.bbjkw.net--试卷考卷】

第一篇泰坦尼克号主题曲:搞笑英文话剧剧本

　　演话剧咱们也可以少了剧本呢？为了方便大家表演，小编带来了搞笑英文话剧剧本，请看：
　　搞笑英文话剧剧本【1】
　　英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
　　Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
　　N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
　　S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
　　Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
　　First, put the flour on the table.
　　Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
　　Now press, press……
　　Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
　　Press, press……
　　Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
　　Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
　　Now let me cut it into pieces!
　　另一个
　　白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
　　旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
　　白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
　　皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
　　魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
　　皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
　　魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
　　皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
　　搞笑英文话剧剧本【2】
　　Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
　　Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
　　Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
　　N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
　　S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
　　Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
　　First, put the flour on the table.
　　Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
　　Now press, press……
　　Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
　　Press, press……
　　Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
　　Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
　　Now let me cut it into pieces!
　　One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
　　Wow, everything is ready!
　　糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
　　S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
　　C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
　　Scene2（At the school gate）
　　N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
　　(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
　　M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
　　A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
　　M: Let’s ask him.
　　A: OK!
　　C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
　　M&A: Why?
　　C: I’m dirty！
　　M: No, you look nice!
　　C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
　　S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
　　M&A: How much are they?
　　S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
　　M&A: Money?(对视)
　　M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
　　A: Me too.
　　S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
　　M: What can we do now?
　　A: Let’s ask dad for money.
　　M: But how to ask?
　　A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
　　M: Good idea!(全部下场)
　　Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
　　N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever.  (爸爸看报)
　　M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
　　A: And play the guitar for us!
　　M: We know you play so well!
　　(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
　　D: Oh? What a bright day today!
　　M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
　　D:OKOK! Let’s.
　　(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
　　M&A: Of course!
　　(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
　　D: What’s the matter?
　　M: Dad, we have no money!
　　A: Can we have some please?
　　D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
　　M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
　　A: They look so sweet and nice!
　　M: Other students always buy them!
　　D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
　　M: What shall we do now?
　　A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
　　M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
　　M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
　　A: I want a longer ruler!
　　M&A: Dad, please！
　　D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
　　M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
　　A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
　　D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
　　M&A: Yes, sir!
　　D: Here you are !( 给钱)
　　M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
　　N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
　　(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
　　M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
　　A: …….
　　D: What’s wrong?
　　M: I’ve a stomachache!
　　A: Me too!
　　D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
　　M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
　　A: I had some too!
　　D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
　　M: But they look nice!
　　A: And tastes good!
　　M&A: Aiyo……
　　D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
　　M&A: OK.
　　Scene 4: (At the school gate)
　　N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
　　(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
　　P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
　　C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
　　S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
　　C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
　　M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
　　D: He?
　　(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
　　P: What’s the matter with them?
　　D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
　　S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
　　P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
　　S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
　　C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
　　Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
　　D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
　　M&A: OK, dad!
　　P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
　　D: OK, Let’s go.
　　N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as wel.
　　搞笑英文话剧剧本【3】
　　《荆珂刺秦王》搞笑英语话剧剧本
　　旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
　　Action I
　　太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
　　阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
　　太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
　　阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
　　太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
　　阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
　　太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
　　阿三：Yes.
　　Action II
　　（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
　　荆轲
　　Are you Li mochou?
　　李莫愁
　　Yes.
　　荆轲
　　OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
　　李莫愁
　　Are you challenging me?
　　荆轲
　　Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意
　　李莫愁
　　Come on!
　　音乐起
　　两人冲上前来
　　“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
　　李莫愁倒地
　　荆轲大笑
　　李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
　　荆轲: We don"t need any reason to win a person. Don"t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
　　李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you"re gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
　　荆轲再次大笑
　　太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
　　荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
　　太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
　　荆柯：Sure!
　　太子丹：How are you?
　　荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
　　太子丹晕倒
　　荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
　　太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
　　荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
　　To be or not to be, that"s a question.
　　阿三：Hero，we need your help.
　　荆柯：I am busy now!
　　太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
　　荆柯：I am very busy now!
　　阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
　　荆柯：I am very very busy now!
　　阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
　　荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
　　阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
　　荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
　　阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
　　观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
　　太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
　　荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
　　阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
　　（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
　　荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
　　太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
　　Action Ш
　　（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
　　荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
　　阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
　　荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
　　太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
　　（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
　　荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
　　妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
　　荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
　　妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
　　荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
　　妻子:"I promise."
　　荆轲:"Never let go. “
　　妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I"ll never let go."
　　（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
　　妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
　　荆珂上船，渐渐远去
　　妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
　　妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
　　阿三：Okay okay!
　　旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
　　搞笑英文话剧剧本【4】
　　大话西游 Big words of western tour
　　Chapter 1
　　Site：The wedding
　　Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
　　Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
　　牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….
　　妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
　　牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
　　(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
　　牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
　　Come here! This is my brother.
　　(牛深情地转向紫霞)
　　牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
　　妖：I object!
　　牛：What?
　　妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
　　至：What’s this? Really?
　　妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
　　(剑从至的怀中落下)
　　妖：Magic Sword?
　　牛：Let me do this!
　　(紫跑出，拾剑)
　　紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
　　(紫跑下)
　　妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
　　牛：Aaa……
　　(牛惊慌地跑下)
　　Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
　　Chapter 2
　　Site: Bull King’s back garden
　　Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
　　（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
　　至：Why are you hiding here?
　　(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)
　　至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
　　紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
　　至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
　　（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
　　紫：What can you tell your wife?
　　至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ……
　　紫：I help you!
　　至：No, it’s dangerous!
　　紫：You don’t want to?
　　至：I do! But ……
　　紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
　　(猪喊)
　　至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.
　　（依依不舍）
　　Aside: The night ……
　　Chapter 3
　　Site: Dungeon
　　Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
　　猪和沙：Master, master
　　(两人同时悄声说)
　　猪：We come to save you.
　　沙：We come to bring you out.
　　唐：I won’t go.
　　猪和沙：Stay here? Why?
　　唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.
　　(猪和沙下)
　　唐：You come in and have a sit!
　　至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master I know you’re a good guy. Please let me go!
　　唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?
　　至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?
　　唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……
　　(唐唱Only you)
　　至：Stop. Stop. I can’t take this anymore, please stop ……
　　唐：Ohoh ……
　　至：Damn you, you … I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.
　　唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya …
　　(至跑走)
　　Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.
　　The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.
　　After the Monkey King’s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …
　　Chapter 4
　　Site: The Hole of Waterfall
　　Characters: 至尊宝、观音
　　至：Goddess. I’m about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.
　　观：Have you given up all things in human world?
　　至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! …… But I don’t understand why can human’s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?
　　观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.
　　至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.
　　观：I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, you’re no longer a normal human. You can’t have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. It’s very uncomfortable.
　　至：OK.
　　观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?
　　至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.
　　搞笑英文话剧剧本【5】
　　四个人的英语剧本:Susan and Cathy
　　Susan很苗条，Cathy很胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……
　　This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.
　　Scene I
　　(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)
　　Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?
　　Susan: I’m not doing well.
　　Cathy: Why not?
　　Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.
　　Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.
　　Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.
　　(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.)
　　Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content.
　　Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.
　　Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.
　　Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)
　　Why are you not me and I am not you?
　　(Susan seems to intend doing something.)
　　Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.
　　Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. That’s wonderful. (Saying loudly)
　　Susan: We begin planning right away.
　　Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.
　　Scene II
　　(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)
　　Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class?
　　Cathy: Yes! We will.
　　Servant: Ok!
　　Susan: Why do you take me here?
　　Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” commercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and help you become thinner.
　　Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in?
　　Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together. (Ha! Ha!)
　　(After several days)
　　Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you become much thinner. (Crying)
　　Cathy: I don’t want it, too. (Crying)
　　(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)
　　Servant: It’s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)
　　Scene III
　　(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)
　　Cathy: McDonalds?
　　Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.
　　Clerk: May I help you?
　　Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes.
　　Clerk: What??
　　Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)
　　(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)
　　Cathy: I can’t eat all of them.
　　Susan: The food is not just for you.
　　Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin?
　　Susan: Yes.
　　Cathy: You can’t eat them, because they will make you fat.
　　Susan: But I can’t oppose the attraction.
　　(Cathy gives Susan a look.)
　　Susan: Let me think.
　　(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)
　　Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you have time to lose weight.
　　Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight.
　　Evil: Listen to me. I’m right.
　　Angel: No, he’s wrong.
　　(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)
　　Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)
　　Cathy: Are you OK?
　　Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.
　　Cathy: OK!
　　Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before.
　　Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.
　　(They sit down and begin to eat.)
　　Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy. Do I have to eat this?
　　Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can help you. (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth.) Poor girl!!!
　　Scene IV
　　(Angel and Evil appear again.)
　　Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her?
　　Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result later.
　　Angel: I hope you are right.
　　(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)
　　Susan: I’m so hungry. I want to eat.
　　Cathy: I’m so full. I want to vomit.
　　(They hug each other and cry loudly.)
　　Cathy: I don’t want to be fat.
　　Susan: I don’t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)
　　(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)
　　Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.
　　Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)
　　Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us.
　　Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help us.
　　Angel: Oh, god!!
　　(Cathy and Susan chase the angel. The evil stays there.)
　　Evil: What has happened? (Shrug)
　　搞笑英文话剧剧本【6】
　　中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
　　旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁"路德"金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
　　L:  Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！
　　Z:  I love you, too! Don’t worry.  Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.
　　L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
　　Z:  I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo
　　旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
　　L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?
　　Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.
　　L: What? Pardon?
　　Z: Because I’ll get married.
　　L: Married ? to who?
　　Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.
　　L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
　　Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
　　旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
　　I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
　　I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
　　旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
　　L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.
　　Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.
　　M: You! Get out of here.
　　L: You! Get out of here!
　　M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now
　　Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.
　　M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..
　　Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
　　M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典。
　　Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
　　L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
　　Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..
　　L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
　　Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)
　　L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
　　Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.
　　L: hehehe Really?
　　Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!
　　L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
　　(to kill)
　　L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.
　　Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
　　(sing)
　　Z: 亲爱的你别杀我
　　杀了我你也没有好结果
　　L： 亲爱的我也不想杀
　　可是大家非得要我杀
[搞笑英文话剧剧本]相关文章：
1.搞笑的话剧剧本
2.搞笑日语话剧剧本
3.搞笑英语话剧剧本
4.李尔王话剧剧本英文
5.话剧剧本模板英文
6.英文话剧剧本格式
7.项链话剧剧本英文
8.搞笑话剧剧本《那些年的我们》
9.今天和明天(励志搞笑话剧剧本)
10.喜剧搞笑话剧剧本《过年回家》

第二篇泰坦尼克号主题曲:元宵节灯谜

　　元宵节灯谜是很多人都非常喜爱的，因为他们能够在灯谜会上展现自己的聪明才智。今天小编给大家分享一些元宵节灯谜，希望你们喜欢。

　　1.“有心撒网莫怕水”(金庸小说人物)张无忌　[谜面为电影五朵金花歌词]
　　2.奇齐人卓别林(家具名称)木桌椅
　　3.哑谜：桌上有香蕉、 核桃，表演者选香蕉吃了。(5字俗语)吃软不吃硬
　　4.“我请求你做我的妻子”(影视界称谓)谋女郎
　　5.探望同窗(歌手)张学友
　　6.蛟龙潜海，玉兔登月。(故事用语)探底走高
　　7.竞赛专款(金融新词)比特币
　　8.日环食(少笔字)一
　　9.兄弟真不少，就数他最小。(国名)多哥
　　10.后市一定会走高(水浒人小名)铁牛
　　11.总是出工没报酬(酒饮名)老白干
　　12.把带兵的击晕(3字休闲活动)打麻将
　　13.南方比较小(高校简称)北大
　　14.欧洲见闻录(文学名著)西游记
　　15.昆明普降大雪(七言唐诗一句)春长无处不飞花
　　16.“一道道谁来一道道山”(歌手)汪峰
　　17.入夜即躲藏，一直很谨慎。(国产动画片)黑猫警长
　　18.在首都邂逅欧洲经典油画(电影)北京遇上西雅图
　　19.一对小两口，实行AA制(聊天用语)哈哈
　　20.月神、 月宫主人、 后羿之妻。(4字科技新词)嫦娥三号
　　21.张翼德查户口(七言唐诗一句)飞入寻常百姓家
　　22.嫦娥三号去哪了(流行歌曲)月亮之上
　　23.影视谜：泰坦尼克号镜头(旅游名词)双飞
　　24.哑谜：拆开信封，用手巾缠头(城市二)开封、 包头
　　25.一再承诺就过了(电视剧《士兵突击》人物)许三多
　　26.再三接过吻，装作没发生。(成语)六亲不认
　　27.一心向上(少笔字)必
　　28.兵法十三篇(近代人)孙文
　　29.“明前”的香气，阁下喜欢吗?(网络流行语)元芳，你怎么看?
　　30.智多星不必多虑(歌手)吴莫愁
　　31.上有兄长，下有弟妹。(职业)空姐
　　32.孤军奋战(体育比赛语)单打
　　33.彩排(国名)以色列
　　34.三人工作两人干(6俗)一不做二不休
　　35.三皇五帝混作一谈(中国古代史名词)八王之乱
　　36.江淮河汉(省名)四川
　　37.“夫妻双双把家还”(曲艺形式)二人转
　　38.红墙一角(古代史名词)赤壁之战
　　39.明知电话响，无奈手难闲。(成语)应接无暇
　　40.该回家了(中药)当归
　　41.船出长江口(地名)上海
　　42.四处雨露万物生(影星)周润发
　　43.灾后无雨雪(7笔字)灵
　　44.圆脸变长脸(食品)拉面
　　45.开发区(自治区名)新疆
　　46.刀枪入库，马放南山。(水浒人物)武松
　　47.嫁与生花妙笔人(电视剧人物)许文强
　　48.谁的头发黑?(中药)何首乌
　　49.大脚皇后有喜(外地名)马六甲
　　50.玫瑰有刺(红人)花袭人
　　51.襁褓的作用(食品)包子
　　52.天下之道(云南地名)大理
　　53.海产品(商业用语)水货
　　54.北京有个家(补品)燕窝
　　55.神秘的老巷子(成语)故弄玄虚
　　56.评定改坡(字)伞
　　57.格林威治标准钟(五唐一句)天涯共此时
　　58.他们两人都不在(国名)也门)
　　59.脸上何来“五指山”?(交通行为)打的
　　60.芳龄几何?(上古人名)盘庚
更多热门文章：

1.2017元宵节花灯谜之猜动物

2.2017元宵节花灯谜之猜成语

3.2017年元宵节花灯灯谜精选

4.2017元宵节趣味灯谜

5.2017元宵节花灯谜之字谜

6.2017年元宵节儿童趣味灯谜

7.2017年元宵节灯谜大全

8.2017年元宵节花灯字谜大全

9.元宵节灯谜大全2017

10.2017元宵节简单的猜动物谜语

第三篇泰坦尼克号主题曲:诗歌朗诵背景音乐

　　诗歌朗诵的时候配点背景音乐，更有韵味，下面小编整理了诗歌朗诵背景音乐，欢迎大家阅读学习！
　　诗歌朗诵背景音乐
　　一 歌颂祖国类
　　1 共和国之恋 2 我像雪花天上来 3 红旗颂 4 长征交响曲1 5 长征交响曲2 6 义勇军进行曲 7 五星红旗 8 黄河钢琴协奏曲 9 乡之音1 10 乡之音2 11 乡之音3 12 十送红军配乐 13 青春中国配乐 14 黄河号子 15 我和我的祖国 16 长城谣 17 黄河牵着我的手 18 江山无限 19 爬雪山 20 同一首歌 21 长江之歌 22 娘大哥他回来了 23 龙魂 24 大梦敦煌 25 缔造者 26 西江月井冈山 27 满江红和郭沫若 28 七律占领南京 29 蝶恋花答李淑一 30 菩萨蛮黄鹤楼 31 沁园春雪 32 重上井冈山 33 长征 34 相聚中华 35 高歌向明天 36 在灿烂阳光下 37 希望的中国走向未来 38 祖国万岁 39 好时代 40 人民公仆
　　41 春风不忘 42 党旗更鲜艳 43 时代最强音 44 在灿烂阳光下 45 在你旗帜下 46 歌声永不落 47 在欢腾的大地上 48 祖国颂
　　二 亲情乡情类
　　1 白发亲娘 2 大别山 3 老父亲 4 妈妈的歌谣 5 母亲0 6 母亲 7 那就是我 8 前门大碗茶 9 亲爱的爸爸妈妈 10 夕阳红 11 烛光里的妈妈 12 忆江南 13 思乡 14 千年祈 15 二泉映月
　　三 爱情心情类
　　1 天浴梁祝提琴 2 何茫然 3 走进春天配乐 4 陆游唐婉 5 沈园故事 6 哀怨的大提琴 7 悲怆的大提琴 8 悲伤的大提琴 9 悲壮的大提琴 10 沉重的大提琴 11 舒缓的大提琴 12 忧伤的大提琴 13 振奋的大提琴 14 悲曲 15 不了情 16 苍凉遒劲 17 苍序曲 18 常驻我心 19 故事 20 款款柔情 21 乱世佳人 22 每当你离去时候 23 秋日私语 24 人鬼情未了 25 人面桃花 26 殇殇 27 思乡曲 28 万水千山总是情 29 味道 30 我的美丽与哀愁 31 我等候你 32 无悔 33 无极 34 无尽的爱 35 心安神宁 36 眼熏在你眼里 37 洋溢的爱 38 以吻封缄 39 隐私 40 雨和泪 41 月光小夜曲 42 真诚和感动 43 只有你 44 钟爱一生 45 长亭怨慢 46 爱情飞蛾 47 爱与愁交给谁 48 离情别绪 49 夜夜相思
　　四 自然诗意类
　　1 白菊曲 2 秋菊曲 3 冷菊曲 4 碧雨翠丝 5 哈罗 6 航行 7 荷塘月色 8 良宵 9 旅程 10 旅行 11 绿洲笛韵 12 美好时光 13 破晓 14 日光海岸 15 森林狂想曲 16 田纳西华尔兹 17 田野小曲筚篥 18 温柔海 19 仙境 20 雪花的快乐 21 雪人 22 烟火 23 远古之迷 24 月河 25 月神 26 满天春色 27 满园春色 28 千年冰 29 水晶杯 30 水晶球 31 水晶枕 32 水晶柱
　　五 草原马头琴
　　1 不落的太阳 2 草原梦 3 草原之夜 4 大草原 5 父亲的草原 6 嘎达梅林 7 美丽的草原 8 蒙古人 9 牧歌 10 诺恩吉雅 11 色楞格河 12 森吉德玛 13 提琴在西北草原 14 天上的神云 15 天堂 16 赞歌
　　六 强烈节奏 气势磅礴
　　1 百战英雄 2 苍龙鼓 3 冲天炮 4 德久鼓 5 等待 6 风雨人生 7 鼓古事记 8 鼓诗 9 海燕伴奏 10 浩浩乾坤 11 激烈磅礴 12 甲午海战 13 千古英雄 14 十跪母重恩 15 问天 16 向天再借五百年 17 校歌 18 心灵睡过的地方 19 中国志气 20 最后的倾诉 21 Avemano 22 Dont go Away 23 Dont forget 24 Enae Volare 25 if you shout 26 Looking For 27 Sombre Day 28 The champions 29 The Mass 30 Voxifera
　　七 交响乐 轻音乐
　　1 阿达玛斯 2 爱尔兰摇篮曲 3 安妮的仙境 4 巴格达之星 5 比阿特丽克斯 6 变幻之风 7 布列瑟农 8 沉意爱尔兰 9 晨光 10 初雪 11 春水 12 春天 13 春野 14 春之歌 15 春之声 16 大自然的母亲 17 地球之声 18 返璞归真 19 飞过 20 飞翔 21 飞走吧 22 风车 23 风那一个方向吹 24 风之呼唤 25 高原 26 给你的歌 27 孤独的夜晚 28 和平生活 29 河上的明亮 30 幻影 31 黄昏之恋 32 火战车 33 金色之翼 34 空想的声音 35 老鹰之旅 36 罗密欧与茱莉叶 37 满天星 38 梦幻时刻 39 命运 40 命运贝多芬 41 莫扎特 42 你的笑严 43 鸟之歌 44 皮耶先生 45 普罗文斯 46 浅笑 47 清新晨曦 48 如歌的行板 49 三部曲 50 森林中的一夜 51 山涧 52 神秘花园 53 神奇的风 54 曙光 55 帅希拉 56 水印 57 泰坦尼克号 58 天亮以后说分手 59 天堂之门 60 童年 61 微风 62 温柔 63 我宣誓 64 无尽的地平线 65 无垠水平线 66 希望之歌 67 小美人鱼 68 星云 69 雪之梦 70 寻爱 71 寻寻觅觅 72 眼眸 73 移民 74 因为爱你 75 雨后 76 源自太阳的风 77 远走高风 78 月光狂想曲 79 月光美酒 80 越过彩虹的鸟 81 再见，苏茜 82 在内嘉之路 83 在一瞬间 84 早晨空气 85 展翅 86 崭新的世界 87 挚友 88 紫蝴蝶 89 自新大陆 90 走过意 91 走进大瀑布 92 钻石 93 最初的雪花 94 CHILD 95 DOWN 96 GREEK 97 LEVEL 98 LOF 99 LUNA 100 PLEACEF 101 SADNESS 102 WHITE 103 WOOD
　　八 提琴主题
　　1 暗夜 2 飞向阳光飞向你 3 海顿协奏曲 4 红莲 5 蝴蝶花 6 江河水大提 7 流情大提 8 牧歌大提 9 情殇 10 思想者 11 伦敦大提01 12 伦敦大提02 13 伦敦大提03 14 伦敦大提04 15 伦敦大提05 16 我愿意大提 17 协奏曲1 18 夜提琴 19 雨中的故事大提 20 小提殡 21 小提不由自主 22 小提春之声 23 小提皇帝圆舞曲 24 小提卡门幻想曲 25 小提神秘花园 26 小提冬 27 小提秋 28 小提夏 29 小提天鹅 30 小提梁祝 31 小提小夜曲 32 小提忧郁小夜曲 33 小提月光 34 Yamshick 35 Russe 36 Adios 37 Beltz 38 BouclesDor 39 Cazrdas 40 Corsica 41 Gnossienne 42 Guitares 43 Holgroise 44 LaBoheme 45 Lalouette 46 Laube 47 Mamme 48 Medley 49 Moldova 50 NightFall 51 Noirs
　　九 古曲古韵
　　1 爱与哀愁古琴 2 白柱 3 别港 4 步步高 5 彩云追月 6 长门怨 7 禅院钟声 8 出水莲 9 春涧流泉 10 春江花月夜 11 春之海古琴 12 大得胜 13 灯月交辉 14 杜宇魂 15 二泉映月古琴 16 泛龙舟 17 翡翠登泽 18 丰富之歌 19 高山流水 20 姑苏风光 21 鼓鼓 22 广陵散 23 寒鸦戏水 24 汉宫秋月 25 汉江韵 26 旱天雷 27 红茶馆 28 胡笳十八拍 29 江河水 30 将军令 31 蕉窗夜雨 32 快乐的姑娘 33 梁祝古琴 34 浏阳河 35 流水 36 流水行云 37 柳青娘 38 梅花三弄 39 梅花引 40 琵琶词 41 琵琶行曲 42 平湖秋月 43 平沙落雁 44 秦桑曲 45 清净法身佛 46 山居吟 47 十面埋伏 48 蜀道难 49 双凤朝阳 50 思凡 51 四段锦 52 苏武思乡 53 未知名 54 西厢词 55 香山射鼓 56 小霓裳 57 幸福渠 58 雪山春晓 59 崖山哀 60 阳春白雪 61 阳关三叠 62 一点金 63 游园 64 鱼舟唱晚 65 渔樵问答 66 雨打芭蕉 67 月儿高 68 战台风 69 昭君怨 70 醉渔唱晚 71 古曲
　　十一 海韵
　　1 阿德琳芭蕾曲 2 阿兰费兹之恋 3 爱的港湾 4 岸边 5 八仙过海 6 北海罗曼史 7 潮骚 8 船歌 9 海滨灯塔 10 最后的华尔兹 11 海顿惊愕交响曲 12 海阔天空 13 海内存知己 14 海豚上的男孩 15 海之涛 16 酣睡的珊瑚礁 17 化身为海 18 蓝色序曲 19 美丽的流逝 20 迷其中 21 陪伴我 22 佩内洛普 23 飘 24 奇迹の海 25 倩影 26 情歌 27 人似浪花 28 伤心的爱 29 似曾相识 30 涛声 31 天上人间 32 天堂海 33 夏日恋人 34 一生一世 35 永远的爱 36 月光游 37 在酣睡的海岸
　　十二 牧童笛、笛子
　　1 晨雾 2 大风过后 3 大海和水滴 4 绿袖子 5 美丽女人 6 美丽的珍藏品 7 梦想飞翔 8 迷人的黎明 9 柔雨 10 深蓝色 11 始终 12 树林里的鸟 13 斯塔的纳维亚 14 太阳上升时房子 15 天长地久 16 西班牙舞曲 17 希伯来人洗衣歌 18 希腊之舞 19 像这样某一天 20 寻诗 21 真实的爱 22 鹰之语 23 又一次回到那里 24 雨 25 远古波斯人祈祷 26 赞歌笛子 27 草原之夜笛子 28 洞庭湖 29 丰收歌 30 凤尾竹 31 骏马奔驰保边疆 32 美好生活 33 美丽新疆 34 五朵金花 35 西沙
　　十三 大提琴专集《爱你只此一生》
　　1 坏到极点 2 梅耶林 3 魔法 4 莎玛坎地 5 为逝去婴孩祈祷 6 小船之歌 7 虚幻的地平线 8 义大利人 9 印象之旅 10 早晨之梦 11 只此一生2 12 只此一生
　　十四 二胡专集《有谁共鸣》
　　1 风中有朵雨做的云 2 婚纱背后 3 哭沙 4 明月千里寄相思 5 那风花雪月的事 6 千枝针刺在心 7 人生何处不相逢 8 逝去的诺言 9 水中花 10 有谁共鸣 11 原乡人 12 在水一方 13 真我的风采
　　十五 竹笛乡恋集《竹韵》
　　1 彩云追月 2 春天的故事 3 故乡的云 4 花儿与少年 5 垄上行 6 绿岛小夜曲 7 苗岭的早晨 8 明月千里寄相思 9 难忘今宵 10 请到天涯海角来 11 让我们荡起双浆 12 踏浪 13 天堂 14 乡恋 15
　　十六 柔美钢琴集《

本文来源：https://www.bbjkw.net/fanwen91046/