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搞笑的英文篇(一):有趣搞笑的英语故事
英语作为一门语言学科,具有工具性和人文性。就工具性而言,学生通过英语学习掌握基本的英语语言知识,而语言与故事的关系就像花与土壤的关系,语言的学习离不开故事,所以英语语言的学习和故事不是割裂开的。下面是小编带来的有趣搞笑的英语故事，欢迎阅读!
有趣搞笑的英语故事篇一
口干舌燥的乌鸦
There once lived a young crow in the countryside. One summer, there was no rain and it was very hot. The crow was very thirsty, but he couldn"t find any water.
"How can I survive?" he thought. "I must have water or I"ll die!"
Just then he saw a farmhouse. Outside the house, there was a vase with some water at the bottom. He tried to drink, but he couldn"t reach the water inside.
The young crow didn"t know what to do. He leaned against the vase and cried.
"Will somebody please help me?" sobbed the crow. He cried and cried, but nobody heard him. Finally, he dried his eyes and stood up.
He tried knocking over the vase, but it was too heavy. Then he tried breaking it, but he wasn"t strong enough. Finally, he had a good idea. He began dropping stones into the vase. The water slowly rose to the top. At last, the crow could drink.
"What wonderful water!" said the crow. "I"m glad that I didn"t waste all my time by crying. Thinking is much better than crying!
曾经有一只乌鸦在乡下。一个夏天，没有雨，很热。乌鸦很渴，但他找不到水。
“我怎样才能生存?”他想。”我必须有水，否则我会死的!”
就那么他看到了一座农舍。房子外面有个花瓶，里面有一些水。他试着喝，但他不能到达水里。
年轻的乌鸦不知道该做什么。他靠在花瓶上哭泣。
“有人能帮我吗?”呜咽的乌鸦。他哭了，哭了，但没人听他说。最后，他擦干眼睛，站了起来。
他试图把花瓶打过来，但太重了。然后他试着打破它，但他不够坚强。最后，他有一个好主意。他开始把石头扔进花瓶里。水慢慢地涨到了顶部。最后，乌鸦可以喝。
“什么水啊!”乌鸦说。我很高兴我没有浪费我的时间哭。思考比哭泣好得多!
有趣搞笑的英语故事篇二
驴子和马
A farmer wanted to bring ten bags of rice to the market and sell them. He put five bags of rice on his horse and five bags of rice on his donkey.
The bags were very heavy, and soon the donkey became tired. "Please," he said to the horse, "could you carry one of my bags for me? They"re so heavy, and you are stronger than I am."
"No," said the horse. "I serve the farmer, not you. He gave me five bags to carry, not six! _
You must do your job, and I must do mine."
The farmer, the horse, and the donkey continued walking under the hot sun. The poor donkey became more and more tired. Suddenly, he fell over at the side of the road.
The farmer tried to pull the donkey to his feet, but the donkey was too tired to move. Then the farmer took the donkey"s five bags of rice and put them on the horse.
The horse realized he had made a big mistake. "If I had agreed to help the donkey," he cried, "I"d only have to carry one extra bag. Now I must carry all ten!"
一个农民想把十袋大米到市场上卖。他把五袋大米放在他的马和五袋大米在他的驴。
袋子很重，很快驴子就累了。”“请，”他对马说，“你能帮我拿一个包吗?他们太重了，你比我强。”
“不，”马说。我为农民服务，而不是你。他给了我五个袋子，而不是六个!_
你必须做你的工作，我必须做我的工作。”
农夫，马，和驴子继续走在烈日下。可怜的驴子变得越来越累了。突然，他摔倒在马路边上。
农夫想把驴子拉到他的脚上，但驴子太累了，动不动了。农夫拿着驴的五袋大米，把它们放在了马身上。
那马意识到他犯了一个大错误。”“如果我答应帮驴子的话，”他喊道，“我只能带一个额外的袋子。现在我必须带所有十个!”
搞笑的英文篇(二):幽默搞笑的英语四人话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
有关《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》的幽默搞笑的话剧剧本，下面就是小编收集的英文版的，欢迎大家阅读！
演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正剧：(P,K出场)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)
P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)搞笑小品
Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)
P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)
K: Oh?! You are right(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)
P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状) Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)
K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?
F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)
M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)
M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)
搞笑的英文篇(三):最搞笑的英文自我介绍
无论是在面试还是学校里，生活中，幽默的自我介绍可以为你加分不少，小编为大家整理了幽默英文自我介绍，希望对大家有所帮助。
1、Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn"t follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I"m never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I"d even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I"m standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I"m pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it"d embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I"m always good for a laugh.
2、Self-introductionHello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!
3、Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.
I"m confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I"m capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I"d like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.I think I"m a good team player and I"m a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
4、Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,
I hope i can make a good performance today. I"m confident that I can succeed.
Now i will introduce myself briefly
I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I"m capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I"d like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.
I think I"m a good team player and I"m a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
5、Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No .56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.
6、Good evening,I know it"s 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it"s a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldn"t tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don"t expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.
7、Hi, guys. As you know, we"re fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it"s somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn"t matter at all. I"m here just for practicing my English. It"s very important of your support. Let"s go to business now.
Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I"m from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it"s a secret of a lady"s age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I"m not so clear.
8、Hello everyone!I"m so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is xxx(your name here).You must want to know my age,but that"s a secret.Allright,i"m xx(your age here),not too bad(your evil smile)!My favourite hobbies are xx xx xx. Ok,guys,agin,so glad to see you,wish all of you have a good day!
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