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英语幽默故事篇(1):英语演讲稿 A funny story（一个搞笑的故事）
Hello everyone! My name is Monica. I’m studying at Guangzhou Huamei International School. I like reading very much. I’ve read a lot of books until now. Today I’m going to tell you a story: It’s about a handsome boy named Larry who likes helping people.
One day, he saw a plastic bag in the lobby of his block. It was full of dog food.
“Whose bag is this?” Larry thought. ”Mrs Lee has dog, perhaps it’s hers”.
Larry took the bag upstairs to Mrs Lee’s flat. He asked Mrs Lee if the bag was hers. She said no. So he went to Mr and Mrs Wong’s flat. He asked them about the bag. Mr and Mrs Wong said it wasn’t their’s. So asked three more families, but he still couldn’t find the owner of the bag.
Finally he went back to the lobby, and he saw Mrs Kong and her son, Joe standing there.
“That funny” Mrs Kong said to Joe. ”The bag was too heavy so I left it here and went upstairs to call you. Where is it now?”
“Is this bag yours, Mrs Kong ?” said Larry .
“Thank you. That’s very kind of you .” said Mrs Kong.
“Let’s carry it together.” Said Joe. And he found the owner of the bag in the end.
Larry was tired that evening. He told his mother about the bag.
“Well done! You’re very helpful, Larry. But sometimes you’re too helpful!”
That’s all! Thank you for your listening.
英语幽默故事篇(2):周总理的幽默故事
每一个人都有幽默的时候，只是在不同的地方。就算是周总理也不例外。
一位记者问总理：“中国有没有妓女？”不少人纳闷：怎们问这种问题?大家关注着周总理，周总理肯定的说：“有！”接着说“中国的妓女在台湾!”这一答，记者哑口无言。其实这是一个圈套，只要总理说：“没有”，一旦你真的这样回答了，就中了他的圈套，他会紧接着说“台湾有妓女”，这个时候你总不能说“台湾不是中国的领土”。
美国代表团访华时曾有一位记者说：“中国人很喜欢低着头走路，而我们美国人却总是抬着头走路。”此语一出，话惊四座。周总理不慌不忙，脸带微笑地说：“这并不奇怪。因为我们中国人喜欢走上坡路，而你们美国人喜欢走下坡路。”
美国官员的话里显然包含着对中国人的极大侮辱。在场的中国工作人员都十分气愤，但又不能在外交场合强烈斥责对方的无礼。如果忍气吞声，听任对方的羞辱，那么国威何在？周总理的回答让美国人领教了什么叫做柔中带刚，最终尴尬、窘迫的是美国人自己。
有时候的幽默，可以用来玩，也可以用来维护尊严。
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